THE BIG BET
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. In the blue
corner from the United States, direct from community organizer to
president...Barack (Beta Male) Obama. And in the red corner, Vladamir (Alpha
male) Putin.
Corner men for Obama are Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi,
Joe Biden, water man John McCain and the liberal national media. Corner men for
Putin are the citizens of Russia, the state media and new guy
Crimea.
Putin springs to the center of the ring and his
opponent is on the phone scheduling a fundraising event in Hollywood or calling
Rocky Balboa. His corner men are reading the latest polling numbers.
Here comes the card girl to signal the first round...oh no...it's Hillary. As soon as
the U.S. President confers with the boxing rules committee to get new rules in
place it will be time to RUMmmmmBLE!!!!!
Will somebody ring the damn
bell!!!!
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